Pillock!

[Tuerto]

I just cannot for the life of me understand this! Even if there wasn’t a crisis going on why drive a 250mile round trip to buy bread? This takes stupid to a different level.

If he'd have told the truth to the police that he was collecting something else that is 'white' then he'd have been double ****ed.

[Philbccfc]

If he'd have told the truth to the police that he was collecting something else that is 'white' then he'd have been double ****ed.

Flour is in short supply so he may have had a case. should've been locked up though for driving at that speed with kids in the car.

[cyril evans awaydays]

Flour is in short supply so he may have had a case. should've been locked up though for driving at that speed with kids in the car.

Perhaps the bread was freshly baked and he wanted to get it home whilst it was still warm?

[Tuerto]

Perhaps the bread was freshly baked and he wanted to get it home whilst it was still warm?

It's the plod that needs scrutinizing on this one, falling for the old 'Went to london for a loaf of bread' excuse. Didn't even check his boot-bloke must be pissing himself.

[Heisenberg]

It's the plod that needs scrutinizing on this one, falling for the old 'Went to london for a loaf of bread' excuse. Didn't even check his boot-bloke must be pissing himself.

London.

Loaf of Bread.

If my limited knowledge of Cockney rhyming slang is correct... Was he going to London to get a blowjob?