By me
I was going to phone the police but I hid behind a tree and watched
Just seemed like the right thing to do
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By me
I was going to phone the police but I hid behind a tree and watched
Just seemed like the right thing to do
Was it a palm tree you hid behind?
I hope they were socially distancing, sludge.
So camping out for all those nights finally paid off?
I was walking through the graveyard the other day and saw someone burying a stiff ‘un.
Boy took a girl to the cemetary, for a snog and whatever he could get.
They sat on a bench
He: "Eerie, ain't it?"
She: "yes, it is"
He put his arm around her.
He : "weird, ain't it?"
She: "yes, it is"
He put his hand on her knee.
He: "gruesome, ain't it?"
She: "yes - it has!"
Were you tempted to hide in the bush?
Perhaps they had to go to the park because the hotle they usually use in the afternoons is closed.
I saw 2 parked cars parked up near a local beauty spot few summers ago, well a little lay-by on the way to one. They were clearly having an affair and he was obviously too tight to pay for a hotel. I remember the look of horror in their faces as I walked by.
Could hear her as I walked off "you said nobody would see us up here"
She must've been really ****ing thick as the lane wasn't really too far past a load of nice houses as the country lane eventually goes into a load of farmers fields etc..they'd literally driven a minimum distance past and gone behind some bushes..and somewhere a few dog walkers often use.
"You said nobody would see us up here"
Had to laugh.