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    My ultimate summer fantasy

    Me , moggis and the lone gunman , totally billy bollocks playing nude beach volleyball with the female cast of baywatch , 4th series

    The first three had that woman on there with big thighs and huge hands , the mind plays tricks

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Playing volleyball? Mine would at least having actual sex with someone. Usually Liz Hurley. But I'm edging towards Kate Beckinsale lately. She neems more naughty.

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Going to the PUB !!!!!

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    pubs are open here , but i still don't go.

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Smut Factory strikes again.

    This time it's homoerotic in nature.

    I for one hope he never relates any of his farmyard fantasies at this forum.

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    Playing volleyball? Mine would at least having actual sex with someone. Usually Liz Hurley. But I'm edging towards Kate Beckinsale lately. She neems more naughty.
    Kate beckinsale and liz Hurley are both right sorts

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Kate beckinsale and liz Hurley are both right sorts
    But can they play volleyball?

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by jon1959 View Post
    But can they play volleyball?
    I just want them to stand there naked to be honest

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I just want them to stand there naked to be honest
    Have you taken delivery of a new type of weed?

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Have you taken delivery of a new type of weed?
    Obviously. He wants Mike and TLG in his sexual fantasies.

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    Obviously. He wants Mike and TLG in his sexual fantasies.
    That's not unusual btw.

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Have you ever tried you and your selected mate in a large rubbish bag (tape 3 or 4 together if you want more room)

    Apply washing up liquid or any other slippery goo and /or a lot of porridge and favourite music

    Then try some wrestling holds

    If you’ve been having a smoke the effects are even more fun


    My friend told this and I’m just sharing.....

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Scrub all that

    Grace kelly is in my garden , its scorching hot and she strips off for me and does a silly dance

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Scrub all that

    Grace kelly is in my garden , its scorching hot and she strips off for me and does a silly dance
    Are you viewing front or rear.......window I mean.

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    Re: My ultimate summer fantasy

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    Are you viewing front or rear.......window I mean.
    Very clever

    I am looking right up her headlights

    Hitchcock was a right dirty old rotter

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