Boris has a little one

[tell it like it is]

I stopped reading after "Labour fans". What are you? 14?

Oooh get her.

[cyril evans awaydays]

Or that Cyril fails to grasp the two points aren't mutually exclusive?

Ah yes. Those Corbynistas you proclaimed last week mourning the downfall of the Prophet were hell bent on revenge but according to today's narrative are frustrated that his successor can't take it to Johnson and show how much more competent he is compared with the love they lost.

[City123]

"Twice divorced 50 something - who doesn't even know how many children he has - fathers child with live in lover barely HALF his age and YOU have to pay for it"

The Sun headline if Johnson hadn't gone to Eton

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

What a dirty rotter

[life on mars]

I hope he names him Winston got a fiver on that one

[life on mars]

Name, names then handsome

I was taking the p*ss, banter as you call it.

I’ve no doubt there’s political conspiracy theories doing the rounds as misinformation, lies, propaganda and bollocks seem to be embedded into UK politics.

The ring a ding Right are just as looney as the left on that score.

I know 👍bit of fun indeed, there are some who are not that funny though .

[IanD]

Josh Jackson @JoshuaYJackson

I’d like to be the first to congratulate Boris Johnson’s son for being accepted into Eton, his internship at Goldman Sachs, getting into Oxford and a nice entry level job at Deutsche Bank before accepting a safe seat. Well done lad!

I wonder if he will study PPE at Oxford?

[NYCBlue]

Oooh get her.

13?

[Jordi Culé]

From the Daily Mail too.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnis...cult-time.html

[Baloo]

After much deliberation we have decided to call the baby '100,000 Tests', so we can announce that we have delivered 100,000 tests before 30 April. #BorisBaby #COVID19

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) April 29, 2020