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Thread: My Mattress Hell

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    My Mattress Hell

    Bought a silent night amsterdam miracoil mattress , medium firm , thought it would be perfect

    It's like sleeping on a bed of nails ff sake , the plastic widgets stapling down the mattress stick in my back and I can feel the structure of the mattress underneath me , even with a memory foam topper

    Nightmare , bloody sleep deprived, it's like being in a Bangkok prison

    275 sodding quid down the tubes

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    sounds like its rejected you lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    sounds like its rejected you lol
    Dont kick me when I am down mate , I need help here

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    Send it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Bought a silent night amsterdam miracoil mattress , medium firm , thought it would be perfect

    It's like sleeping on a bed of nails ff sake , the plastic widgets stapling down the mattress stick in my back and I can feel the structure of the mattress underneath me , even with a memory foam topper

    Nightmare , bloody sleep deprived, it's like being in a Bangkok prison

    275 sodding quid down the tubes
    Tempur tempur.

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    Put it on eBay. Slightly stained. There’s people out there who’ll pay decent money for that sort of thing. So I’m told

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordi Culé View Post
    Put it on eBay. Slightly stained. There’s people out there who’ll pay decent money for that sort of thing. So I’m told
    Sludge is one of them tho!

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    [QUOTE=SLUDGE FACTORY;5071800]Bought a silent night amsterdam miracoil mattress , medium firm , thought it would be perfect

    Nightmare , bloody sleep deprived, it's like being in a Bangkok prison /QUOTE]

    Tbf the prison in Bangkok that I’ve had the unfortunate experience of was not bad at all...except for the noise


    My Mrs ordered a Casper mattress and it’s been brilliant None of that button n your back lark

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    [QUOTE=light up the darkness;5071853]
    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Bought a silent night amsterdam miracoil mattress , medium firm , thought it would be perfect

    Nightmare , bloody sleep deprived, it's like being in a Bangkok prison /QUOTE]

    Tbf the prison in Bangkok that I’ve had the unfortunate experience of was not bad at all...except for the noise


    My Mrs ordered a Casper mattress and it’s been brilliant None of that button n your back lark
    Emma , Casper , Eve , all supposed to be pricey but by heck they are pricey

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    [QUOTE=SLUDGE FACTORY;5071860]
    Quote Originally Posted by light up the darkness View Post

    Emma , Casper , Eve , all supposed to be pricey but by heck they are pricey
    100 nights free trial, Sludge.
    https://www.emma-mattress.co.uk/100-night-trial/

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    Send it back.
    I wouldn't be so hasty. My advice would be to sleep on it and see how things look in the morning!

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    [QUOTE=valleys caveman;5071870]
    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post

    100 nights free trial, Sludge.
    https://www.emma-mattress.co.uk/100-night-trial/
    Emma or the mattress

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    You need to be spending more than £300 for a tidy mattress mate. Lots do 100 day trials now so give one of them a go.

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    Quote Originally Posted by Fine Lines View Post
    You need to be spending more than £300 for a tidy mattress mate. Lots do 100 day trials now so give one of them a go.
    I like the look of emma but shes 600 quid !

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    User reviews are overwhelmingly positive: https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/www...mattress.co.uk

    There's some communications groans and it seems for weightier, Sludge-sized individuals a more serious problem develops.

    Rossmeister

    Our experience with this mattress has been very poor. We are now on our 3rd mattress, as they keep sagging on the sides we sleep.This then creates a raised mound in the middle, has happened on each mattress. When you take the topper off to see the guts of the mattress, it looks cheaply made, offering no support. If you're over about 7 stone I wouldn't recommend this mattress, our old mattress which cost less than half the price 10 years ago is still going strong in the spare bedroom.

    Jerry Marks

    Initially my mattress was very comfortable but after only about one month I noticed that the side I sleep on was compressing more than the other side. I felt like I was at the bottom of a hill. I turned it round. Once again the same has happened. I’m very disappointed. I really wanted to like this mattress.

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    Managed to find emma for 400 quid

    She better turn up , bloody women

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Managed to find emma for 400 quid

    She better turn up , bloody women
    Where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welshcake. View Post
    Where?
    Online 398 quid , small double

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    Small double isn't going to be that practical for when Charlie Dimmock rocks up looking for lurve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by valleys caveman View Post
    Small double isn't going to be that practical for when Charlie Dimmock rocks up looking for lurve.
    I have CCTV

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    Quote Originally Posted by valleys caveman View Post
    Small double isn't going to be that practical for when Charlie Dimmock rocks up looking for lurve.
    Does she prefer it in a bed or up against a wall?

    P.S. Saw her last week on the TV for the first rime since she was in her heyday. Couldn't believe it!

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Dont kick me when I am down mate , I need help here
    Buy a decent mattress topper.

    You need spend serious money for a good well sprung mattress at least two thousand springs as a min

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    Re: My Mattress Hell

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Got a four inch topper

    And a seven inch whopper

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    Couldn't you just make a mattress with all of your inflatable ladies?

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