My virtual doner kebab , king size

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Fat dripping sliced doner meat

Onions

Tomatoes

Green chilli peppers

Salt and lemon

Chilli sauce


Its sitting there in front of me now , teasing me

Like a lady of the night

[xsnaggle]

Can't you get one delivered?

[tell it like it is]

Fat dripping sliced doner meat

Onions

Tomatoes

Green chilli peppers

Salt and lemon

Chilli sauce


Its sitting there in front of me now , teasing me

Like a lady of the night

Nah, ALL the veg apart from pickle and ALL the sauces.

95 beers beforehand, of course.

[ToTaL ITK]

My Donna Keybahb
Nylons and a bit of a sort, topped with lashings of ohh ahh

[xsnaggle]

Fat dripping sliced doner meat

Onions

Tomatoes

Green chilli peppers

Salt and lemon

Chilli sauce


Its sitting there in front of me now , teasing me

Like a lady of the night

done it now haven't you? I've just had to order one from yummies

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Fat dripping sliced doner meat

Onions

Tomatoes

Green chilli peppers

Salt and lemon

Chilli sauce


Its sitting there in front of me now , teasing me

Like a lady of the night

Never before has a sober man eaten so many kebabs.