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Thread: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

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    Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    She looks like a sixty year old porn star who has had a rough time

    Sack the surgeon

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    All that puffiness makes it look like she's had an allergic reaction to something, or if shes still got some post-surgery recovery to finish.

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    She's a victim

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    She looks like a sixty year old porn star who has had a rough time

    Sack the surgeon
    Stupid woman.

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    She was an attractive , if annoying , woman , growing old gracefully

    Now she looks like something out of a horror film

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Sludge, this time next year after undergoing more plastic surgery she could pass for the Elephant Man's sister and you'd still touch yourself inappropriately at the thought of ravishing her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Sludge, this time next year after undergoing more plastic surgery she could pass for the Elephant Man's sister and you'd still touch yourself inappropriately at the thought of ravishing her.
    She already looks like an elephant seal

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    She already looks like an elephant seal
    You see so much of this type of 'cosmetic surgery' abuse nowadays, much of it far, far worse than that carried out on CV.

    The surgeons themselves should be prosecuted for disfiguring people's faces. It is a barbaric practice which doesn't appear to be properly regulated. How can creating monsters be considered to be ethical ?

    You also have to question the mental state or wellbeing of the women (mostly) who allow themselves to be 'mutilated' in this way, happy with the abomination that stares back at them in the mirror snd then counting down the days before they go under the surgeon's knife once more.

    Quite sickening really.

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    I still would. So would you Sludge.

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    She was an attractive , if annoying , woman , growing old gracefully

    Now she looks like something out of a horror film
    You'd not turn her away if she comes a knocking tonight with a large bag of monster munch , crate of Stella , and Sabbath box set

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    puffy or not i would still want a go on her top and bottom bits

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    puffy or not i would still want a go on her top and bottom bits
    It's all gone downhill mate

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by ToTaL ITK View Post
    puffy or not i would still want a go on her top and bottom bits
    As far as her bottom bits are concerned it would be a case of "fart and give me a clue".

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by IanD View Post
    As far as her bottom bits are concerned it would be a case of "fart and give me a clue".
    She's got too much junk in her trunk.

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by Moodybluebird View Post
    You see so much of this type of 'cosmetic surgery' abuse nowadays, much of it far, far worse than that carried out on CV.

    The surgeons themselves should be prosecuted for disfiguring people's faces. It is a barbaric practice which doesn't appear to be properly regulated. How can creating monsters be considered to be ethical ?

    You also have to question the mental state or wellbeing of the women (mostly) who allow themselves to be 'mutilated' in this way, happy with the abomination that stares back at them in the mirror snd then counting down the days before they go under the surgeon's knife once more.

    Quite sickening really.
    Facial plastic surgery is overwhelmingly the domain of vain women desperate to appear younger. There are some male exceptions, Barry Manilow has been a ringer for Kermit the Frog for a couple of decades.

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Facial plastic surgery is overwhelmingly the domain of vain women desperate to appear younger. There are some male exceptions, Barry Manilow has been a ringer for Kermit the Frog for a couple of decades.
    😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbluejay View Post
    Are there dedicated camel toe surgeons ?

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    A genuine thread about the perils of plastic surgery has now descended into schoolyard smut

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Facial plastic surgery is overwhelmingly the domain of vain women desperate to appear younger. There are some male exceptions, Barry Manilow has been a ringer for Kermit the Frog for a couple of decades.
    I was quite unwell when I saw manilow on the one show

    It was very disturbing

    I went for a lie down

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I was quite unwell when I saw manilow on the one show

    It was very disturbing

    I went for a lie down
    Seems to be a trade-off you see all the time in showbiz and the creative arts generally. God-given talent on one side of the equation and a fundamental personality disorder on the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbluejay View Post
    What's the matter with camel toe? Are pussy lips frowned upon now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    What's the matter with camel toe? Are pussy lips frowned upon now?
    LOL! I've a sneaky suspicion that some on here like their girls with a bit more meat....wink wink

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    Re: Carol Vorderman , what the christ has gone on there !

    You can't tell me men would turn her away

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