I see Keir Starmer is a trained musician

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Guildhall graduate who can play piano, flute and recorder. So, when someone tells him to go and whistle, he can. Accurately. And ask "But in what key?"

As a recorder player, I hope he doesn't leave a legacy of baroquen promises.

[Penywaun gentrified]

No strings attached

[BlueArmy 86]

Don’t let boris catch wind of this

[xsnaggle]

Pity he doesn't own a trumpet.

[dml1954]

He must be on the fiddle then.

[insider]

Boris johnson is a spunk trumpet

[xsnaggle]

Boris johnson is a spunk trumpet

!'m laughing out loud at this. where the hell did you get spunk trumpet from? lmao

[life on mars]

Let's hope he orchestrates us out of this mess with some fresh ideas ?????

[Penywaun gentrified]

Don't fret

[xsnaggle]

Don't fret

He's in a bit of a clef stick.

[The Bloop]

Boris johnson is a spunk trumpet

It's because his public school upbringing exposed him to too much sax and violins

[insider]

!'m laughing out loud at this. where the hell did you get spunk trumpet from? lmao

I've worked in a factory for 33 years.
I've heard every put down you could possibly hear.

[Vindec]

It's because his public school upbringing exposed him to too much sax and violins

Are you referring to Boris or Starmer as both attended public schools with neither parents paying a dime?

[Penywaun gentrified]

Sax and violins? That's no way for anyone to conduct themselves.

[xsnaggle]

Are you referring to Boris or Starmer as both attended public schools with neither parents paying a dime?

I believe Kier's school became wholly fee paying whilst he was there.
But I suppose Oxford
wasn't cheap.

[Swiss Peter]

I believe Kier's school became wholly fee paying whilst he was there.
But I suppose Oxford
wasn't cheap.

As the school in question is literally a few minutes walk from where I live this confused me too as it is very much not a state school now. But, yes, you're right - it changed while he was there.

[Vindec]

Reigate Grammar became an independent fee paying school in 1976 when Starmer was there. As regards the Oxford comment above I'm sure when Boris was there it was not fee paying and of course he attended Eton on a scholarship. Just seen Starmer on PMs questions; he is an impressive performer. And that is what is important. Boris, for all his education, is a bumbler and is not good at answering forensic questions.

[xsnaggle]

Reigate Grammar became an independent fee paying school in 1976 when Starmer was there. As regards the Oxford comment above I'm sure when Boris was there it was not fee paying and of course he attended Eton on a scholarship. Just seen Starmer on PMs questions; he is an impressive performer. And that is what is important. Boris, for all his education, is a bumbler and is not good at answering forensic questions.

Kier should be impressive, he is a trained and very skillful advocate. Clearly Oxford is not fee paying for UK undergraduates but I think living there is and the government grant and/or student loans would struggle to cover all it costs. Also he went there on a post graduate course so I don't know what if anything that may cost. no idea. But he did it and has excellent qualifications and good experience.

[Rjk]

well he just played Boris

[Hilts]

Boris gives another appalling performance.