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    Track and trace app

    **** it,I wont be putting it on my phone.
    Have I got this wrong
    Shopping in asda .Phone goes off someone has tested positive for covid,
    Im in insolation .
    Back out of isolation.Shopping in asda phone goes off some other ****er has got covid
    Im back in isolation

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    Re: Track and trace app

    Thats right, its better to just keep walking round infected. brilliant!

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    Re: Track and trace app

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    Thats right, its better to just keep walking round infected. brilliant!
    There are times in life when we need to put our fellow citizens first.

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    Re: Track and trace app

    Quote Originally Posted by dandywarhol View Post
    **** it,I wont be putting it on my phone.
    Have I got this wrong
    Shopping in asda .Phone goes off someone has tested positive for covid,
    Im in insolation .
    Back out of isolation.Shopping in asda phone goes off some other ****er has got covid
    Im back in isolation

    Yes, you have it completely wrong.

  5. #5

    Re: Track and trace app

    I didn't realise we had an App yet.

    I thought the thing being rolled out tomorrow with 25k support people was :

    Someone who takes a Covid test tests positive for Covid 19;
    The army of people work with the positive tested person where they identify anyone who they have been in close contact for at least 15 minutes during the period they could be infected;
    The army of people in the call centre ring these identified people and tell them they need to self-isolate;
    Those people self isolate.


    At some indeterminate point in the future an app will be rolled out that allows those who download it and subsequently test positive to create an automatic alert to a central database that identifies any other people who have downloaded the app who may have come in proximity to them. At which point the army will tell those people it is their civic duty to self-isolate.

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    Re: Track and trace app

    Quote Originally Posted by CCFCC3PO View Post
    Yes, you have it completely wrong.
    Don’t go to asda ffs....asda people don’t get social distancing, they just wander around singing to asda pissing radio.....do lidl and Waitrose if you are a bit posher

  7. #7

    Re: Track and trace app

    What happens if the person who has been in contact with someone with covid was fully kitted out in PPE?

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    Re: Track and trace app

    The app is voluntary

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    Re: Track and trace app

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    What happens if the person who has been in contact with someone with covid was fully kitted out in PPE?
    The person in PPE needs to take a simple eye test by driving 60 miles back and fore to a well known beauty spot then you are free to get on with your life.

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    Re: Track and trace app

    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    The person in PPE needs to take a simple eye test by driving 60 miles back and fore to a well known beauty spot then you are free to get on with your life.
    Cheers - I'll tell the wife, but ask her to come and pick up the kids first.

  11. #11

    Re: Track and trace app

    Don't forget to wear a mask

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    Re: Track and trace app

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Cheers - I'll tell the wife, but ask her to come and pick up the kids first.
    Kids

  13. #13

    Re: Track and trace app

    Folk either want to be helped or not , sometimes you wonder if it's worth doing anything for anybody ,oh by the way here's a good tip wash your hands ,to keep germ free.

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    Re: Track and trace app

    It's going to be chaos with this lot in charge bunch of clowns

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