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  1. 28-09-20, 19:26 #1
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    FAO Sludde

    I've been breeding these little beauties mate. They get excited when Moira Stewart comes on the tele, whistle and squak the phrase 'tits out Moira'. They utter crude obscenities from their cage as the tele shows the behind the scenes stuff from strictly, and the bikini fashion bits on this morning.

    i call them sludgerigars.

    Put their cage near a window and watch them eye up crumpet walking past. Perfect pets/ Do you want in on ground level. I'm gonna make a killing.

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  2. 28-09-20, 19:28 #2
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Is that Phil Mitchell?
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  3. 28-09-20, 19:36 #3
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by joecity View Post
    I've been breeding these little beauties mate. They get excited when Moira Stewart comes on the tele, whistle and squak the phrase 'tits out Moira'. They utter crude obscenities from their cage as the tele shows the behind the scenes stuff from strictly, and the bikini fashion bits on this morning.

    i call them sludgerigars.

    Put their cage near a window and watch them eye up crumpet walking past. Perfect pets/ Do you want in on ground level. I'm gonna make a killing.

    sluderigar.jpg
    Sell them on twitter.
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  4. 28-09-20, 20:37 #4
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    Re: FAO Sludde

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    Sell them on twitter.
    Not to cheep though!
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  5. 28-09-20, 20:39 #5
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by William Treseder View Post
    Not to cheep though!
    Need to beak careful with the price
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  6. 28-09-20, 20:54 #6
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Need to beak careful with the price
    Will we able to get them on higher perches?
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  7. 28-09-20, 21:10 #7
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    they will be in poundland shops flying off the shelves , literally
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  8. 28-09-20, 21:11 #8
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by William Treseder View Post
    Will we able to get them on higher perches?
    If they branch out, probably.
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  9. 28-09-20, 21:20 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    If they branch out, probably.
    If the business is a success it will be a feather in his cap.
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  10. 28-09-20, 21:22 #10
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    I’ll be so TRILLed for him!
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  11. 28-09-20, 21:36 #11
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    people are taking the piss here

    I am not happy about it
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  12. 28-09-20, 21:51 #12
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    people are taking the piss here

    I am not happy about it
    You don’t sound too chirpy, mate.
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    people are taking the piss here

    I am not happy about it
    Don't worry about a thing, 'cos every little thing's gonna be alright.
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  14. 28-09-20, 22:04 #14
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Sludgerigard
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  15. 28-09-20, 22:08 #15
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    Sludgerigard
    Pun of the night! High five!
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    Sludgerigard
    I have to say that is first class wit

    A lesson for younger viewers
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Pun of the night! High five!
    I cant come back from that

    Its a knockout punch
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  18. 28-09-20, 22:24 #18
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I cant come back from that

    Its a knockout punch
    Knocked off your perch.
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Knocked off your perch.
    This is a right leathering

    I can rebuild and come back from this , but not in this thread

    I am going to spread my wings and fly away

    Enchante
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  20. 28-09-20, 22:35 #20
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    This is a right leathering

    I can rebuild and come back from this , but not in this thread

    I am going to spread my wings and fly away

    Enchante
    The yolk has been on you!
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  21. 29-09-20, 02:09 #21
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    people are taking the piss here

    I am not happy about it
    Don't let them egg you on. Keep your pecker up. If you're not sure how, just wing it.
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  22. 29-09-20, 07:01 #22
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    This is a right feathering

    Enchante
    Corrected for you.
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  23. 29-09-20, 07:02 #23
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyncoed Slumdog View Post
    Corrected for you.
    He was in a right flap.
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  24. 29-09-20, 07:08 #24
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    He was in a right flap.
    He'll be carrying the birden of this thread for some time.
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  25. 29-09-20, 07:30 #25
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    Re: FAO Sludde

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyncoed Slumdog View Post
    He'll be carrying the birden of this thread for some time.
    At least he has conseeded defeat!
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