Two Legends

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Peter Cook .........I, er phoned the police

Dudley Moore .......yeah ?

Peter Cook ......yeah I dialed 999

Dudley Moore ......yeah , 999 , thats the police that is

Peter Cook ......yeah

[Hilts]

I ll tell ya the other day some bloke came up to me and said......

[light up the darkness]

The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. She’s a fantastic bird, you know, big t*ts, huge bum and everything like that. But I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I ll tell ya the other day some bloke came up to me and said......

Ello !

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. She’s a fantastic bird, you know, big t*ts, huge bum and everything like that. But I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.

Lobsterisamis bummerkissamuss

To give it its Latin name

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I was walking down the street one day when I saw a house on fire.

[Hilts]

Ello !

Provocative fecker