Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
It's like as if I've been abducted by aliens and taken to another planet, where they speak utter tosh.


What the frigg, is an "apple wallet", somewhere to keep your apples is it ?
I daren't mention ‘apple wallet’ to Billy, Michael & Albert......I can imagine “Apple wallet??????, f*cking apple wallet, you’ve got rocks in your head” or even “Can you buy one of them or do they come in pears as well?”