Jobs you couldn't do?

[Mad as a fish]

I'm a very gifted technical brain of a carpenter.
I install science laboratories in schools and hospitals (the latter is making me reel the banknotes in thanks to covid)
"Just bang another zero on the end of the quote nuge" I love covid me.
Anyway, enough about me and the fact I've just paid extra to bypass the usual 2 year Rolex waiting list, back to the question...
What job couldn't I do?

Easy

****ing painter.
I look at them mongos on site and think, "you retards"
"What sort of bell whiff leaves school and thinks ""I want to be a painter""?

Just brushing walls all day with different colours.
What the fack .

Dense as ****

Hey, Steady with the "mongo's" fella some of us with a brain find that bloody offensive.