Thomas Muller accused of animal cruelty over horse semen incident

[Undercoverinwurzelland]

Headlines you didn't think you'd see.
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...-b2014662.html

[Taunton Blue Genie]

News on the hoof, it seems.

[life on mars]

Holy fetlock, thought David Seaman had retired

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Headlines you didn't think you'd see.
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...-b2014662.html

I read in another article that frozen horse spunk sells for $200 a knobful. Wouldn't freezing it kill the sperm cells? Are they a bit like ice cubes? How does Mrs Horse cope with a frozen block of ejaculate being rammed into her? So many questions.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I read in another article that frozen horse spunk sells for $200 a knobful. Wouldn't freezing it kill the sperm cells? Are they a bit like ice cubes? How does Mrs Horse cope with a frozen block of ejaculate being rammed into her? So many questions.

Frozen sperm is used in treatment for human conception (but make sure you don't get it mixed up with the kefir in your fridge).

[Alan Lung]

Headlines you didn't think you'd see.
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...-b2014662.html

What do they mean by "unnatural sexual acts?" Was he sucking the horse off?

[J R Hartley]

What do they mean by "unnatural sexual acts?" Was he sucking the horse off?

It’s illegal in certain German provinces for horses to engage in anal sex

[Alan Lung]

It’s illegal in certain German provinces for horses to engage in anal sex

The mystery deepens. Was the horse the giver or the receiver?

[lardy]

Sticky situation for Muller NQAT

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Seems like a major issue.....

[Eric the Half a Bee]

The mystery deepens. Was the horse the giver or the receiver?

It was with Thomas himself, in an area of the stables known as Muller Corner.

[Cardiff-Cal]

It’s illegal in certain German provinces for horses to engage in anal sex

Yes

[JamesWales]

Granted, I am not a horse and never have been, but having just googled Thomas Mullers wife, I would be more than happy to be wanked off by her.

That's all i have to say on the matter.

[life on mars]

Granted, I am not a horse and never have been, but having just googled Thomas Mullers wife, I would be more than happy to be wanked off by her.

That's all i have to say on the matter.

End of the thread

[Culver Blue]

It’s illegal in certain German provinces for horses to engage in anal sex

Bad news for Fitz Niesenteite.

[splott parker]

Granted, I am not a horse and never have been, but having just googled Thomas Mullers wife, I would be more than happy to be wanked off by her.

That's all i have to say on the matter.

Dear God, the image just come into my head, three heads in a bed, you, the horse & Fraulein Muller, her tossing you off & the horse fast up you