I have had to be offline for a while because of being a bit poorly.
Because Ive been ill for a while I have grown a full beard and overlong hair, I decided, as I have to go into Hospital on Monday for a week or two I had better tidy myself up and went to a great Turkish Barber in Abergavenny.
Well, I decided to have a number two all over and beard the same length, he finished my hair and then adjusted the seat so I was almost laying down with the drape over me trapping my hands and arms barber was getting on great with the shave and I was relaxing when all of a sudden I felt a sneeze coming on which I thought I could suppress...............How wrong I was , all of a sudden I let out a huge sneeze but couldnt get my arms out because of tightly tucked drape and the barber started laughing because I had the biggest ferkin bubble I had ever seen, as I was extracting my arms to sort it out the ferking thing burst which left me with a 6" dangler and three barbers having hysterics.
That was all.