Genuinely one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read

[Taunton Blue Genie]

On this same theme, what do CCMB'ers who plan to post messages here next Monday intend to do as a mark of respect?

I think I'll wear a tie and adopt a doleful expression.

Moggis, our leader, could create a sticky thread atop the main forum inviting members to post their tributes to QE2. He might, perhaps, as an incentive offer a small prize to whoever he chooses as the most obsequiously toe-curling submission.

My money would be on Taunton Blue Genie winning the competition.

You are too kind. I shall be walking in The Quantocks and partaking of a picnic and prosecco with a lady I know. Miles from a TV, nowhere near a radio and far from the Union Jack-clad hordes weeping into their royal tea towels.

[JamesWales]

You are too kind. I shall be walking in The Quantocks and partaking of a picnic and prosecco with a lady I know. Miles from a TV, nowhere near a radio and far from the Union Jack-clad hordes weeping into their royal tea towels.

Enjoy her quantocks, I mean the quantocks.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Enjoy her quantocks, I mean the quantocks.

Presumably, you will be sat in front of the TV, watching the proceedings in your full Scouts regalia and curtseying every five minutes.

[JamesWales]

Presumably, you will be sat in front of the TV, watching the proceedings in your full Scouts regalia and curtseying every five minutes.

Just watching the historic event with my kids and maybe a home made fry up

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Just watching the historic event with my kids and maybe a home made fry up

Why would a home-made fry-up be interested in the funeral?

[Wales-Bales]

I was thinking about holding up a blank piece of paper in protest in the centre of Taunton but thought better of it lest I get shipped off to a gulag in Gloucestershire.

Wear one of these t-shirts with your blank piece of paper and you are good to go. Subliminal messaging at it's finest, and the ultimate thought crime.

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Just watching the historic event with my kids and maybe a home made fry up

Let your kids go out and play mun

[Wales-Bales]

Can’t be anywhere near as ridiculous as this

https://twitter.com/charlotteemmauk/...j6lZB1wbJvbtfQ

That's one for the scrapbook. It just goes to show that brainwashing works, and sadly many posters on here would have probably done the same thing! It kind of kills the mood when servicing the missus though

[JamesWales]

Let your kids go out and play mun

Playing queens and princesses is literally my youngests favourite game

[Wales-Bales]

Let your kids go out and play mun

I agree with you, and people will soon be able to catch up on what they missed when the new 25,000 disc 4K UHD & 3D Blu-ray Box Set is released next Tuesday.

[Tuerto]

How many people tend to go Bowling on a Monday morning anyway?

"I'm closing this bureau de change - for an hour" is brought to mind

Holland and Barrett have got some cheek, they don't start getting customers until a Thursday.

[Tuerto]

Playing queens and princesses is literally my youngests favourite game

Good lord! Knock some sense into him.