Arab League: A New Dawn for them. A New Apocalypse for British football?

[MOZZER2]

Sky Sports reports that Saudi Arabia's Al-Hilal are one of the clubs seeking to sign Kylian Mbappe this summer

not sure what to make of this

[Keyser Soze]

Sky Sports reports that Saudi Arabia's Al-Hilal are one of the clubs seeking to sign Kylian Mbappe this summer

not sure what to make of this

Totes. They have been quietly snaffling players but if Mbappe is snaffled then it’s game over, as he is a generational talent. The Arabs, as will all noveau riche, love a big trophy to wave around - like Donald Trump with a titty blonde by his side. Mbappe is the trophy signing and it would send a clear signal this whole camel league thing is the real deal.

If Mbappe goes then the vagina is well and truly smashed open and everyone is going to have a pop. I am equally intrigued. This is the big one.

[Wales-Bales]

If Mbappe goes then the vagina is well and truly smashed open and everyone is going to have a pop. I am equally intrigued. This is the big one.

A big floppy vagina?