Strange things that people shout at matches…

[Cyncoed Slumdog]

When visiting my sister in Leicester many years ago, her husband took me to see them play. I must have been 12 or thirteen at the time.
Anyway, Leicester had a player called Billy Hughes playing for them, and a supporter obviously wasn’t happy with the effort that the former FA Cup winner was putting in.

The ball went out of play quite near where we were standing and the unhappy fan shouted out… “Oi! Hughes! You need sh@66ing with a frosty mop!”.

Hughes must have been no more than 20’ away, and I spent the rest of the game with the hood of my parker tight over my head, trying to hide the fact that I was laughing.

I remember my father shouting something similar. His was "You need stuffing with a ragman's trumpet".

[Bobby Dandruff]

I remember my father shouting something similar. His was "You need stuffing with a ragman's trumpet".

That is superb.