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Thread: Swingers , Naturists

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    Swingers , Naturists

    Why are this lot always ugly rotters ? I mean if you are no oil painting have a bit of dignity and stay at home


    And another thing


    I went to a naturists "meet " several years back but they got very stroppy and asked me to leave when I told them I just wanted to watch

    Very strange people

    They don't like outsiders and they certainly don't like it up em !

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    They aren't the same thing you plank

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimistic Nick View Post
    They aren't the same thing you plank
    Indeed , that's why I put a comma between them

    Swingers are sex people and naturists strip off and walk around commando

    It's odd behaviour

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Des Parrot View Post
    You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.
    I spent last week in Cap d'Agde but, I hasten to add, not in the extensive Naturist Village. Kept my strides on and stayed in the harbour area.

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    We take the horses down to Kenfig sometimes and at the Morfa/steelworks end of the beach there seems to be a 'scene'.
    Like the mature gentleman I am, I generally avert my eyes but some of them seem to have all the jigsaw pieces in the right place

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Had my balls busted once by a naturist when rambling the coastal path near Monknash beach.

    Wild eyed, bollock naked apart from his rucksack babbling at me that it was a naturist area.

    It was around October time, drizzling and not the warmest temperature wise.

    He had a cock like a shrivelled walnut. I walked off from him smirking and cock of the walk.

    I was fully clothed.

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordi Culé View Post
    Had my balls busted once by a naturist when rambling the coastal path near Monknash beach.

    Wild eyed, bollock naked apart from his rucksack babbling at me that it was a naturist area.

    It was around October time, drizzling and not the warmest temperature wise.

    He had a cock like a shrivelled walnut. I walked off from him smirking and cock of the walk.

    I was fully clothed.
    'walked off'.
    Had to read that twice.

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Des Parrot View Post
    You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.
    Grid Reference please

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordi Culé View Post
    Had my balls busted once by a naturist when rambling the coastal path near Monknash beach.

    Wild eyed, bollock naked apart from his rucksack babbling at me that it was a naturist area.

    It was around October time, drizzling and not the warmest temperature wise.

    He had a cock like a shrivelled walnut. I walked off from him smirking and cock of the walk.

    I was fully clothed.
    I was fishing down there once and was approached by a chapster in his birthday suit

    Enormous tadger

    He's probably in a museum now

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Des Parrot View Post
    You’re obviously watching in the wrong place Sludge, get yourself down to Cap d’Agde and you’ll change your mind.
    disgusting, where?

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    'walked off'.
    Had to read that twice.
    Poor eyesight you have there buddy. You'll go blind eventually!

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    The point being

    They are usually very ugly , often fat and very odd

    If someone thinks turning up to someone's house who you met on the internet along with 20 other strangers and boffing and noshing each other is normal adult behaviour you need to see a doctor

    And taking all your clothes off and having a picnic on the beach ?

    Nutters

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    The point being

    They are usually very ugly , often fat and very odd

    If someone thinks turning up to someone's house who you met on the internet along with 20 other strangers and boffing and noshing each other is normal adult behaviour you need to see a doctor

    And taking all your clothes off and having a picnic on the beach ?

    Nutters
    Is your behaviour normal?

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Is your behaviour normal?
    Yes

    I mean are you saying these swingers are normal people ?

    They are abnormal

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    You ought to get yourself to the sand dunes near Bridgend after dark. There's some right tasty birds there, and they don't hold back I can tell you.

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    Re: Swingers , Naturists

    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Lung View Post
    You ought to get yourself to the sand dunes near Bridgend after dark. There's some right tasty birds there, and they don't hold back I can tell you.
    I don't like getting grit in my unfortunates

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