Now if this was the other way around.Not safe to be a man these days

[Optimistic Nick]

Sorry I grabbed her vagina, was just jokes though, YOLO

Sit down mr trump, it’s not your turn to speak yet

I remember in the noughties a female colleague shoving her hand down the pants of the guys in her team to work out (ostensibly) who was the hariest. By coincidence she went on to have sex that night with the guy who we all knew to have a comedy large cock.

This happened in the pub not the office. But still. Even back then it did feel a bit odd.

[splott parker]

Sit down mr trump, it’s not your turn to speak yet

I remember in the noughties a female colleague shoving her hand down the pants of the guys in her team to work out (ostensibly) who was the hariest. By coincidence she went on to have sex that night with the guy who we all knew to have a comedy large cock.

This happened in the pub not the office. But still. Even back then it did feel a bit odd.

A ‘Comedy’ large cock??? Did it play the Benny Hill theme, or what?

[Optimistic Nick]

A ‘Comedy’ large cock??? Did it play the Benny Hill theme, or what?

Not quite. But he was a skinny lad, 10 stone wet. But we played 5 a side and so it was no secret that a material percentage of those 10 stone were accounted for in his middle wicket. Was comically out of proportion with the rest of him

[lardy]

Not quite. But he was a skinny lad, 10 stone wet. But we played 5 a side and so it was no secret that a material percentage of those 10 stone were accounted for in his middle wicket. Was comically out of proportion with the rest of him

Step 1 - play 5 aside
Step 2 - ?????????
Step 3 - find out team mate is very well hung

[Harry Paget Flashman]

Step 1 - play 5 aside
Step 2 - ?????????
Step 3 - find out team mate is very well hung

There are these things called showers.

[NYCBlue]

Sit down mr trump, it’s not your turn to speak yet

I remember in the noughties a female colleague shoving her hand down the pants of the guys in her team to work out (ostensibly) who was the hariest. By coincidence she went on to have sex that night with the guy who we all knew to have a comedy large cock.

This happened in the pub not the office. But still. Even back then it did feel a bit odd.

By "coincidence"?

[Optimistic Nick]

By "coincidence"?

Indeed