snow watch 2024...

[Nobody's Rep]

As any weather bod will admit the accuracy of a forecast drops off alot beyond 3-4 days so I'll wait for the weekend before I start panic buying.

It will be too late by then so no crying over spilt milk you don't have - you have been warned 😂😂

[Taunton Blue Genie]

As any weather bod will admit the accuracy of a forecast drops off alot beyond 3-4 days so I'll wait for the weekend before I start panic buying.

I used to work closely with Royal Navy Meterologists (and had one of them as a lodger). Granted that it was back in the early 90s when the capture and processing of meteorological data was less sophisticated, he used to say that predictions beyond 5 days was a bit sketchy.

[splott parker]

Panic stations at ours, down to our last 250 toilet rolls!!

[Undercoverinwurzelland]

Met Office saying there's a good chance of snow somewhere in the UK sometime next week, but too early to say any more than that right now.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Quick before you can only buy 4 bog rolls and two packets of pasta

They are the modern equivalent of five loaves and two fishes.

[Moodybluebird]

They are the modern equivalent of five loaves and two fishes.

Never realised they used loaves to wipe their ar*es in biblical times. They never mentioned that in the good Book.

[Garth Blue]

New York gets an average of 30 inches of snow a year. It hasn't snowed more than an inch here in over 700 days. The last significant snowfall I can remember was in February 2021.

It was fecking cold in NYC early February last year. It shrank by bladder and I actually pissed myself travelling from Midtown to SoHo.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Never realised they used loaves to wipe their ar*es in biblical times. They never mentioned that in the good Book.

You must have missed it:

The Gospel of St. John 3.4.2:

"We are thankful for the fishes, Oh lord - but as cleanliness is next to Godliness, how best should your flock keep our bodies clean after devouring such a repast"

Whereupon, the The Lord respondeth thus: "Use your loaf, my child".

[Des Parrot]

New York gets an average of 30 inches of snow a year. It hasn't snowed more than an inch here in over 700 days. The last significant snowfall I can remember was in February 2021.

I flew into Newark maybe 6 or 7 years ago and the flight follows the Hudson for the last hour or so. It was frozen over most of the way, big river to freeze.

[Moodybluebird]

You must have missed it:

The Gospel of St. John 3.4.2:

"We are thankful for the fishes, Oh lord - but as cleanliness is next to Godliness, how best should your flock keep our bodies clean after devouring such a repast"

Whereupon, the The Lord respondeth thus: "Use your loaf, my child".

I only got as far as Luke but thank you for enlightening me my son and God bless you.