What would make half time more interesting?

[North Cardiff Blue]

I have often thought the dead down time can be such an energy killer. I think more laughs and humour are needed. Throwing to the floor, but a starters for ten..

1. More beaver and boobs. 5 women, local prozzies or nightclub dancers get them off and get them out. Compare and contrast. Vote for the best bird via a polling app. Bird gets some free publicity.

2. Substitute arm wrestle between two opposition benches. An app allows Cardiff fans to choose their sub, and oppo to choose theirs. Both players arm wrestle in the centre circle with a commentator. Local bookies open a book on it.

3. Fans from the crowd onto the pitch for a game of five a side, refereed by one of the City subs. Lets see who piles into who

4. As above, fans to play a game of darts with pictures of Huw Jenkins, Lee Trundle or Scott Murray, or another twat of your choice, as a dartboard covering. A famous darts player to ref it

5. A fan booze-off to see who can down the lagers best with the first puker losing. and a free Peters Pie “flavour of your choice” for the winner

Any more for any more? Maybe we can send this list to Kenny Choo Choo train and get him to liven it up a bit

Swansea fans randomly around the ground take off their coats to show their shirts and do the swim away, you'd have to guess where they are and we could laugh when they get thrown down the stairs?

[Keyser Soze]

Swansea fans randomly around the ground take off their coats to show their shirts and do the swim away, you'd have to guess where they are and we could laugh when they get thrown down the stairs?

Sounds like free advertising for Ben Sherman shirts or Kappa tracksuits.

Better hope the local ground has GPS Satellite or widescreen cameras though to capture the fullness of their physical dimensions