Next door barking dog

[Keyser Soze]

Rape it.

😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield

[Bobby Dandruff]

It appears there is

I’ll wait.

The council won’t be interested. Trust me.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Rape it.

Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?

That's you

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I’ll wait.

The council won’t be interested. Trust me.

Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from

Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield

Psychotic

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

fixed

I was going to use a mousetrap

[Alan Lung]

Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?

That's you

Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.

Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?

You are feckin deranged

[Alan Lung]

Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?

Certainly not, where did I say that?

[J R Hartley]

Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.

Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.

Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?

No , there really are a lot of twats out there JR

I am sure you can relate

xx

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Certainly not, where did I say that?

It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment

[Bobby Dandruff]

Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from

Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?

Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.

Well in cwmbran they fined the dog owner 1000 quid

[Alan Lung]

It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment

So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.

[North Cardiff Blue]

Pardon the pun but barking dogs are my pet hate. For about a year two dogs were barking night and day, and a neighbour would often scream "Shut those f**king dogs up, my baby is trying to sleep"

Anyhow, we returned from holiday and the silence was deafening. I asked our local shopkeeper if anything had happened to the dogs and apparently it all kicked off when we away. The neighbour had finally flipped and went to the dog owners house at 2 in the morning, shouting and hammering on the door. The police were called but the woman refused to take the dogs into the house so I believe arrangements were put in place for the dogs to be removed. So happy days.

Anyone having problem with noisy dogs should contact the local Environmental Protection Officer.

Or bang on the door at 2 in the morning it seemed to do the trick.

[North Cardiff Blue]

Karma

Is a bitch! (that lives next door to Sludge)

[North Cardiff Blue]

It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.

And tarantulas through his letterbox

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.

Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd

[J R Hartley]

Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd

Its the closest youll get to having sex

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Its the closest youll get to having sex

Oh dear Oh dear

Texas Chainsaw hillbilly meets Deliverance

[Culver Blue]

She never takes it out for walks

Who's your neighbour? Tanni Grey-Thompson?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Who's your neighbour? Tanni Grey-Thompson?

A nutter from Parkhurst