Next door barking dog

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Didn't you have a problem with neighbour's cats at one point Sludge? I remember a thread about anti-cat tactics.

Yes

I have moved now

She was a vicar

A female vicar

Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard

They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats

[Citizen's Nephew]

I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?

one for Eric setting it up and for your reply!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.

Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry

[Citizen's Nephew]

Yes

I have moved now

She was a vicar

A female vicar

Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard

They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats

It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry

Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?

Yes. It was a case of hare today, gone tomorrow.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.

Selfish Christian bastards

One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox

I told them to clear it up

It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle

So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait

The rest is history

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.

Wash and Go

[pipster]

Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?

Preventing me from peaceful enjoyment or something like that according to the legislation

If that doesn't work I will hit her with sabbath every morning at 5 am and see where that takes us

[Keyser Soze]

Get out the Korean cookery books.

😂😂😂😂

[splott parker]

Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?

No, but the lady friend he had around has.

[William Treseder]

Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂

He's huge , a Japanese tosa cross ?

And very aggressive

He's got huge bollocks

Maybe castration is an option

For him , not me

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

No, but the lady friend he had around has.

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

[jeepster]

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

She wanted a real bit of meat.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

She wanted a real bit of meat.

I offered her 100 percent pork

She opted for fatty lamb with bits of ear held together by breadcrumbs and covered in spice

[splott parker]

I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

That's Bridgend girls for you

I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

I think I know her, is it Donna ?

[PontBlue]

She never takes it out for walks

Some people are just hopeless

If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

[Jimmy the Jock]

If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.

[jeepster]

That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I think I know her, is it Donna ?

Maradonna

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

I don't she's treating it badly she just doesn't take it out much

[Alan Lung]

Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?

Is it local council noise pollution

I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence

I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk

Rape it.

[ToTaL ITK]

Selfish Christian bastards

One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox

I told them to clear it up

It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle

So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait

The rest is shit story

fixed