Next door barking dog

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She wanted a real bit of meat.

I offered her 100 percent pork

She opted for fatty lamb with bits of ear held together by breadcrumbs and covered in spice

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I think I know her, is it Donna ?

Maradonna

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If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

I don't she's treating it badly she just doesn't take it out much

[Alan Lung]

Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?

Is it local council noise pollution

I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence

I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk

Rape it.

[Keyser Soze]

Rape it.

😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield

[Bobby Dandruff]

It appears there is

I’ll wait.

The council won’t be interested. Trust me.

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Rape it.

Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?

That's you

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I’ll wait.

The council won’t be interested. Trust me.

Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from

Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?

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😂😂😂😂 A slightly exotic set of tactics, and arguably leftfield

Psychotic

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fixed

I was going to use a mousetrap

[Alan Lung]

Have you ever seen the film nightmare in a damaged brain ?

That's you

Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.

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Go on John give it a go. You will probably like it. You could give the blow up doll a rest.

Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?

You are feckin deranged

[Alan Lung]

Is that the sort of stuff you watch ?

Certainly not, where did I say that?

[J R Hartley]

Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.

Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?

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Problems with the last neighbour, problems with the new neighbour, there’s a theme developing here.

Ever considered you might be the problem neighbour, Slug?

No , there really are a lot of twats out there JR

I am sure you can relate

xx

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Certainly not, where did I say that?

It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment

[Bobby Dandruff]

Well they were in cwmbran where the article further up in this thread is taken from

Maybe your council is crap and doesn't bother ?

Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.

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Nothing will happen. The council are powerless.

Well in cwmbran they fined the dog owner 1000 quid

[Alan Lung]

It's an upward prediction graph I have plotted following your initial comment

So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.

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So I didn't say it. Ok, as you were.

Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd

[J R Hartley]

Anyone throwing around the word rape and animals or rape in general is odd

Its the closest youll get to having sex

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Its the closest youll get to having sex

Oh dear Oh dear

Texas Chainsaw hillbilly meets Deliverance

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Who's your neighbour? Tanni Grey-Thompson?

A nutter from Parkhurst