Why are American sports so boring?

[Der Kaiser]

I know that our baseball is a better game. There have been nine innings in US baseball when no one actually makes a hit. Basketball is where giants run up one end and then up the other end to the strains of terrible organ music. American football has to be the daftest game ever where hordes of men carrying helmets walk around on the sidelines doing nothing for 95% of the game waiting for their moment of glory.

A no hitter or perfect game are amongst the best individual achievements an athlete can make in any sport, they certainly aren't to be sneered at.

[pomeroy]

A no hitter or perfect game are amongst the best individual achievements an athlete can make in any sport, they certainly aren't to be sneered at.

But do you want to sit through it ?

[Der Kaiser]

But do you want to sit through it ?

Yes, happily. I've been to baseball games previously and thoroughly enjoyed them.