Changing someone's name to make a terrible half joke about something has to be about the lowest form of discourse that exists today, it is invariably terrible. I can't recall a single example of it that wasn't extremely cringe.
Even the Ronaldo and Messi fanboy morons who insist on using Pessi and Penaldo know to make their names make at least some kind of sense though. What the **** is Sir Bier Canute supposed to be?