Basil: Is there something wrong?
German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me? You started it.
German Guest: We did not!
Basil: Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.
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On 'Yesterday' now, seen all the clips a million times but, dear me, this is outstanding, top class comedy👍👍
Basil: Is there something wrong?
German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war?
Basil: Me? You started it.
German Guest: We did not!
Basil: Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.
chipspie
'I'm trying to cheer her up you stupid Kraut' 😂😂😂😂
My God you're ugly aren't you?
https://twitter.com/fawltytowersfan/...185217?lang=en
I must say I never really liked Fawlty Towers.
It was a one trick pony which every week built up to Cleese doing an OTT rant.
Surprised they still show it in this PC age with its racist content too.
Fawlty Towers Mrs Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that.
Basil: But that is Torquay, madam.
Mrs Richards: Well it's not good enough.
Basil: Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...
Mrs Richards: Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea.
Basil: You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!
Guest: I'd need a telescope to see that.
Basil: Well might I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea. Or preferably in it.
Fawlty Towers is just classic, still funny as fook
Two moments from the dead body episode always crack me up - Basil being interrupted in mid rant by Sybil quietly telling him he's got a kipper sticking out from the top of his jumper and an exasperated and hungry Geoffrey Palmer "saying "I'm a doctor and I want my sausages" - what on earth has the first thing got to do with the second thing ?
Mrs. Richards: I've booked a room with a bath and a sea view for three nights. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
•Manuel: Qué?
•Mrs. Richards: What?
• Manuel: Qué?
• Mrs. Richards: K?
• Manuel: Sí.
• Mrs. Richards: KC? KC? What are you trying to say?
• Manuel: No, no no no. Qué, "what."
• Mrs. Richards: K. Watt?
• Manuel: Sí: qué, "what."
• Mrs. Richards: C.K. Watt?
• Manuel: Yes.
• Mrs. Richards: Who is this C.K. Watt?
• Manuel: Qué?
• Mrs. Richards: Is he the manager?
• Manuel: Oh, Manager.
• Mrs. Richards: He is.
• Manuel: Ah, Mr. Fawlty.
• Mrs. Richards: Oh, what are you talking about, you silly little man?
[to Polly]
• Mrs. Richards: Girl, I start to ask this man about my room, and he tells me the manager is a Mr. Watt, aged forty.
• Manuel: No, no no. "Fawwl-ty."
• Mrs. Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Basil the rat, , is the PC:---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_q4S7lZeik
Now in serious danger of spending Sat morn looking at Watery Fowls, Flowery Twats, Farty Towels, Fatty Owls
I might have to DL the series on my touchpad now, got to spend the day at a netball comp tomorrow, so might aswell laugh at something