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Thread: Next door barking dog

  1. #26

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen's Nephew View Post
    Didn't you have a problem with neighbour's cats at one point Sludge? I remember a thread about anti-cat tactics.
    Yes

    I have moved now

    She was a vicar

    A female vicar

    Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard

    They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats

  2. #27

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?
    one for Eric setting it up and for your reply!

  3. #28

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    It's just Sludge's love hate relationship with other peoples' pets. I remember the time he accused his neighbour's tortoise of following him.
    Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry

  4. #29

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Yes

    I have moved now

    She was a vicar

    A female vicar

    Her and her daughter were obsessed with cats and at one point had her husband build a rescue centre for the mangy twats in their back yard

    They absolutely stank of piss and so did the cats
    It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.

  5. #30

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Owning a blow up doll means never having to say you're sorry
    Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.

  6. #31

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by 2b2bdoo View Post
    I remember that. Didn’t the hare win?
    Yes. It was a case of hare today, gone tomorrow.

  7. #32

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen's Nephew View Post
    It's all coming back now. Didn't know they'd set up a rescue centre though. That would have done my head in.
    Selfish Christian bastards

    One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox

    I told them to clear it up

    It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle

    So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait

    The rest is history

  8. #33

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Other than when she is draped over the washing line after another clean out.
    Wash and Go

  9. #34
    pipster
    Guest

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
    Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?

  10. #35

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by pipster View Post
    Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
    Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
    Preventing me from peaceful enjoyment or something like that according to the legislation

    If that doesn't work I will hit her with sabbath every morning at 5 am and see where that takes us

  11. #36

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Get out the Korean cookery books.
    😂😂😂😂

  12. #37

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by pipster View Post
    Between the hours of 8am and 11pm there isn’t much you can do, builders have the same restrictions
    Weekends are different I believe, has it bitten you on the arse yet ?
    No, but the lady friend he had around has.

  13. #38

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂

  14. #39

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by William Treseder View Post
    Why don’t you go get the dog and put it in your garden. See how they like it? 😂
    He's huge , a Japanese tosa cross ?

    And very aggressive

    He's got huge bollocks

    Maybe castration is an option

    For him , not me

  15. #40

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    No, but the lady friend he had around has.
    I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

    I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

    That's Bridgend girls for you

    I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

    By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop

  16. #41

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

    I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

    That's Bridgend girls for you

    I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

    By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop
    She wanted a real bit of meat.

  17. #42

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster View Post
    She wanted a real bit of meat.
    I offered her 100 percent pork

    She opted for fatty lamb with bits of ear held together by breadcrumbs and covered in spice

  18. #43

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I was seeing a woman who bit me on the chest once

    I yelled out in pain and she said sorry I thought you might be into that sort of thing ?

    That's Bridgend girls for you

    I had to go to the doctor and he gave me anti biotics

    By the time they kicked in she was seeing a bloke who owned a kebab shop
    I think I know her, is it Donna ?

  19. #44

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    She never takes it out for walks

    Some people are just hopeless
    If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA

  20. #45

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by PontBlue View Post
    If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA
    That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.

  21. #46

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy the Jock View Post
    That is a solution, poor dog is probably complaining about the minger that lives next door.

  22. #47

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    I think I know her, is it Donna ?
    Maradonna

  23. #48

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by PontBlue View Post
    If the dog isn't being cared for properly you could always contact the RSPCA
    I don't she's treating it badly she just doesn't take it out much

  24. #49

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Apart from shooting the bloody thing what can be done ?

    Is it local council noise pollution

    I had a lady round the other day in the back yard and she almost had a heart attack when the dog growled at her from the other side of the solid fence

    I wonder if dog training might help but I think the owner is lazy and simply can't be bothered taking the poor thing for a walk
    Rape it.

  25. #50

    Re: Next door barking dog

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Selfish Christian bastards

    One of their cats shat outside my front door and they tried to blame a fox

    I told them to clear it up

    It was then I knew I had to face them in the final land battle

    So I bought the kids pump action water gun from mr patels and lay in wait

    The rest is shit story
    fixed

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