I respect peoples right to waste quality boffing time in church , chapel or temple .....but its all cobblers

I have no idea if there is a higher being but given the amount of doobie I have smoked, satanic black metal I listen to and the hundreds of women I have satisfied I reckon I am going straight to hell , should such a place exist

Has anyone ever read the bible ?

Its potty

I even found the short version off its cake

I know a bloke of my age who goes to bible study classes !! He's a decent enough fella but bring up rogering tales of days gone by and he puts his hands over his ears

That's religion for you....no boffing