SHOPPING FOR SMUT UK ‘porn block’ starts April 1 – but you can unlock it by handing over ID or buying £5 ‘porn card’ on your local high street - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/856548...card/#comments

Sludge remains in denial that this will happen as he's convinced it's an early April Fool's Day hoax. However, should it come to pass he's sworn never to vote for the Tories again.