[QUOTE=Heisenberg;5043019]Hey Cyril! Suck on this!

Ah Rule 2 The Fake Meme, well done student.

There is a very good online tutorial from The Red Pill Metropolitan University (we all love a join the dots anagram) It gives a step by step guide on how to handle the Squad of Fact Pedants if they have the temerity to emerge from their burrows to challenge your brilliance.

Watch the classic steps of Obscure, Project, Divert, Exasperate and Repeat to put as much distance between cue ball and object ball as possible until the world moves on.

It also gives a bit of guidance on managing the unexpected like one of your weaker recruits trying to impress by setting true or false challenges which ricochet back in your direction. If this happens pick any word apart from true or false obviously, yes is as good as any!

Also try finishing with Rule 4 next time