Really classy and intelligent

Social worker

Anyway thought keep cool mate , this is going well

Then the subject of football came up

I thought hopefully shes cardiff , maybe county and at a push a united or liverpool fan which sadly in wales is par for the course

But no , she was a bloody jack ! Was never into football before but when the rabbits were promoted she bought a season ticket to the liberty and has been hooked ever since , even following them away

I wasnt standing for this , classy or intelligent etc , so I sent her away with a flea in her ear

Which is the best place to have it