Grog shops will soon empty of angry punters wearing Max Boyce-style 20 foot long red and white scarves or a daffodil headdress.

With four pints of Carlsberg inside most of them the mind boggles at what they're capable of doing.

Men throughout the length and breadth of South Wales will be trembling with fear right now as they dread hearing the scratching noise of their Doris trying to guide a key into their front door lock.