I know the world went bananas long ago but, come on....

Mr Rubiales' mother is staging a hunger strike just because he's bang to rights and the Spanish Ministry of Sport and Culture is trying (correctly) to relieve him of his duties.

I'm sorry Mrs Rubiales but if it were me you are destined to lose a dangerous amount of weight. Get a grip woman and show some dignity. There are some things far more important than blind familial loyalty.