Quote Originally Posted by EdinburghBlue wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 22:15
If you set fire to both of his eyebrows at the same time, and the wind was blowing east to west, and he was facing north. Which one would burn the quickest?
Quote Originally Posted by GRUMPYS DEN wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 22:14
Don't know-just glad that if it happened here there is no running water to put out the fire!!!!
Quote Originally Posted by EdinburghBlue wrote on Fri, 02 January 2015 22:04
By the time you pulled a bucket up from the local well, they'd both be out.
That's *****'job not mine!!