Originally Posted by
Splott David
I've long thought that there was a gap in the market for a section of heated seats at the stadium, for those of us who feel the cold more in the depths of the harsh winter months. I know that some purists will p*** themselves laughing at this suggestion and retort 'what's the matter with Bovril!' But I ask you, when does anyone ever drink Bovril outside of a football stadium? It's vile, obnoxious, and like soccer thugs and hooliganism, should be consigned to the historical dustbin of yesteryear.
No, as far as I'm concerned a heated seat section is long long overdue, as it would provide much needed relief for the poor stewards who have to admonish people from standing at moments of high drama and excitement during home games. After all who in their right mind wants to remove their arse from a nice warm heated seat, to cheer some pimply teenager on the pitch, who in all probability will be driving home his Bentley that day complete with his heated seat turned on and up to maximum comfort level?