I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.
It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.
No wonder they all stink.
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You don't need to pay fifty quid a bottle to pull the birds f f sake
Go into poundstretcher ffsake oh Der toilet Olympic gold for men three bottles for a quid , never failed men with sexual power like me
Complete arse flange those adverts
I've never got that whole "Eau de toilette" nonsense that the French say.
It just means "toilet water" in Frenchish.
No wonder they all stink.
Stick to petrol Sludge
I`d imagine a Rotter like you has to take a shitty stick out with them to knock back the totty.
Thought Diesel was £1.12 a litre
I'm going to complain to the police about a certain word in the thread title.
I ****ing hate aftershave.
I say, old bean, I feel it's bad form to refer to another member as a rotter regardless of whether the said member is a kent or not.
Sludge was once a strong proponent of au naturel regarding personal hygience. He was sure that many women preferred the pong of sweaty armpit odour to that of "poofy" deodorant. For him to go to the expense of shelling out 33p per can I can only presume he's become tired of knocking about with women from hostels and refuges. He's likely hoping for some Chrimbo nookie with more discerning council estate lumps.
Aftershave is complete bollocks.