Good Christmas gift ideas

[Thoth]

Got any?

[Penarth Blues]

Got any?

A/S/L?

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

A/S/L?

^THIS

We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.

[Thoth]

A/S/L?

^THIS

We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.

I have everyone to buy for, mrs, teenage son and daughter, mum and dad, just wondering what others have got people to inspire me.

[Barry Shitpeas]

If all else fails, get them booze.

[Organ Morgan.]

Just get store gift cards of whatever monetary value you want so they can spend them on what they desire at John Lewis, Argos, Marks & Spencer, etc, etc.

Though, the dildo-shaped Ann Summers one might raise a few eyebrows.

[Mrs Steve R]

Got my daughter The Walking Bread chopping board if that's any help?

[chris lee]

I am selling this if you are looking for a gift for a City supporter

https://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/c...nch/1205419452


I will sell for £20 instead of £40 for a ccmb member, pm me if interested

[life on mars]

Cash in brown envelopes.

[Thoth]

Cash or booze it is then cheers guys.

@mrs r, if I got my mrs a chopping board she would hit me with it.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I am the ideal Xmas gift for a woman , not yours mate , I don't want my head kicked in

[Mrs Steve R]

Cash or booze it is then cheers guys.

@mrs r, if I got my mrs a chopping board she would hit me with it.

It's for my daughter not my mrs so I think I'm safe

I am the ideal Xmas gift for a woman , not yours mate , I don't want my head kicked in

Put the crack pipe down sludge