More signs that you may be a little common

[jon1959]

Use of salad cream
Having the birthday of any family members announced on a local roundabout
If your local supermarket requires £1 to access the trollies

That insight will come as a major shock in the well-heeled aisles of Waitrose!

[Vimana.]

That insight will come as a major shock in the well-heeled aisles of Waitrose!

Additionally, I'm pretty sure that one may acquire Salad Cream in Waitrose, if one was so inclined.

[Barry Shitpeas]

Grown men pulling their trousers and underpants all the way down to their ankles while having a wazz in a public toilet (as seen in CCS on Saturday).

[The Bloop]

You've got a 50ft conifer in your garden and move out leaving it for someone else to deal with

[bobh]

Grown men pulling their trousers and underpants all the way down to their ankles while having a wazz in a public toilet (as seen in CCS on Saturday).

^
I've never understood the need for this.

[Barry Shitpeas]

^
I've never understood the need for this.

I wouldn't have minded if he didn't have the hairiest arse I've ever seen. It was like watching a bloody gibbon having a piss.

[Kiffa]

You reside in croesyceilog

[Organ Morgan.]

You're wrong there; Croesyceiliog is the most desirable area of Cwmbranistan which is reflected in the median house price of a whopping £57k.

[Vimana.]

Hey, we are who we are.

That said, the behaviour that amuses me is where someone is conspicuously, obviously and desperately trying too hard 'not to be common' and thus gets it spectacularly wrong - by over-compensating in an ostentatious and (attempted) snooty manner.
With regular comic consequences.

[Rhiw-Blue]

Hey, we are who we are.

That said, the behaviour that amuses me is where someone is conspicuously, obviously and desperately trying too hard 'not to be common' and thus gets it spectacularly wrong - by over-compensating in an ostentatious and (attempted) snooty manner.
With regular comic consequences.

Croesy again?

[Vimana.]

Croesy again?

Surely not!

I was thinking of .. Hyacinth Bouquet

[BlueWales]

Supporting UKIP and voting for Brexit.

Being seen holding and pretending to read the Sun or Star ( you are only looking at the pictures ).

Smoking or Vaping.

Believing MacDonalds is a restaurant.

Watching The X Factor.

Wearing a sparkling cowboy hat at egg chasing internationals.

[Mrs Steve R]

Supporting UKIP and voting for Brexit.

Being seen holding and pretending to read the Sun or Star ( you are only looking at the pictures ).

Smoking or Vaping.

Believing MacDonalds is a restaurant.

Watching The X Factor.

Wearing a sparkling cowboy hat at egg chasing internationals.

Just noticed how big the hand is on that xmas smiley

[Packerman]

Supporting UKIP and voting for Brexit.

Being seen holding and pretending to read the Sun or Star ( you are only looking at the pictures ).

Smoking or Vaping.

Believing MacDonalds is a restaurant.

Watching The X Factor.

Wearing a sparkling cowboy hat at egg chasing internationals.

acting like a spoilt child over brexit and throwing your toys out of the pram

[itkman]

acting like a spoilt child over brexit and throwing your toys out of the pram

Says the immigrant.

[Packerman]

Says the immigrant.

pray tell how

[nugent]

Having a caravan down porfcall

[itkman]

pray tell how

I got the impression you lived in America.

[Mrs Steve R]

pray tell how

Just like that.

[Packerman]

I got the impression you lived in America.

impressionable guy

[Mrs Steve R]

Having a caravan down porfcall

Ordering kebabs in just your pants

[Packerman]

Just like that.

feck off you racist brexiter

[Mrs Steve R]

feck off you racist brexiter

Don't start, I'm trying to get in the christmas spirit

[NYCBlue]

Personally, I wouldn't expect anyone with a modicum of grace to use the word "common" to describe others.

It's a label used to mask feelings of inadequacy and self loathing.

[Vimana.]

Ordering kebabs in just your pants

aye! - and Kebabs. Plural !