More signs that you may be a little common

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I don't sew - that's so common. My valet sews my labels for me.

How green is your valet?

[Arfur Europe]

How green is your valet?

Valet Commandos

[City123]

people think i am a horrible wankr but you have just won that contest pal.

And he's got a guy doing what looks like a Nazi salute in his avatar

That's the level Jurssey is on right now

[rosetattoo]

That insight will come as a major shock in the well-heeled aisles of Waitrose!

Pentwyn Waitrose no coin. Barry Waitrose (safeway)coin?

[Mrs Steve R]

I prefer the polystyrene containers.

You haven't lived if you haven't eaten sweaty chips from a polystyrene box why on earth do they do that?

[Dr Lecter]

Charlie Hicks
22h22 hours ago
Charlie Hicks ‏@Charlie52150740
Racking up the Hilton points this year. Almost enough for 2 weeks free now...

Single Occupancy hotel room.

Living the dream.

[PerryJason]

More reasons

You catch buses on a regular basis
You have egg on a nice steak
You don't position your knife and fork correctly when you have finished a meal
You talk with your mouth full of food

[Dr Lecter]

More reasons

You catch buses on a regular basis
You have egg on a nice steak
You don't position your knife and fork correctly when you have finished a meal
You talk with your mouth full of food

I'm guessing that you talk with your mouth full of something other than food.

[Rjk]

You rate places to eat predominantly by the volume of food you get, rather than the quality of the food or service.

Wearing pjamas in public.

[Barry Shitpeas]

You rate places to eat predominantly by the volume of food you get, rather than the quality of the food or service.

Wearing pjamas in public.

An inability to spell pyjamas

[The Alien]

People who eat with a folk in their right hand.

[LordKenwyne]

I've never got the idea of waiting for everyone to receive their meal before eating in a restaurant.

I was told from young to do it. I don't think I've know one other friend that does the same.

You'd sit there like a lemon while your food gets cold.

[jon1959]

People who eat with a folk in their right hand.

Left handed people?

[Packerman]

Left handed people?

is the right answer

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

People who post on football forums. Subhuman scum.

[Jursset_BrisCity]

People who post on football forums. Subhuman scum.

Without ever seeming to attend a match....

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Without ever seeming to attend a match....

lol m8 gud 1

[The Alien]

is the right answer

I disagree because I know plenty of left handed people who eat with a folk in the left hand, myself and my wife included.
Besides, surely right handed people are more likely to eat with a folk in the right hand.

[The Alien]

I've never got the idea of waiting for everyone to receive their meal before eating in a restaurant.

I was told from young to do it. I don't think I've know one other friend that does the same.

You'd sit there like a lemon while your food gets cold.

Not so much in a restaurant but certainly at the dinner table.
Poor table manners gripe the hell out of me.
My 10 year old grand daughter got terrible table manners and I try to correct her when she stays at ours, but I'm fighting a losing battle because my son and his wife let her get away with it at home.
Very lazy parenting in my eyes.

[Ainsley Harriott]

TVs on the wall can be ok but when they're hanging above a fireplace instead of a mirror or nice picture, then thats particularly common.

Wall-mounted TVs should always go above the fireplace, because all seating should be arranged facing the fireplace... and you normally want your sofas/chairs to face in the general direction of the TV screen (to aid in viewing the thing).

[Packerman]

I disagree because I know plenty of left handed people who eat with a folk in the left hand, myself and my wife included.
Besides, surely right handed people are more likely to eat with a folk in the right hand.

i,m left handed, i eat with a fork in my left hand if using a knife and fork but right hand if fork only, i,m a bit odd mind

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

i,m left handed, i eat with a fork in my left hand if using a knife and fork but right hand if fork only, i,m a bit odd mind

He's not talking about forks though.

[jon1959]

He's not talking about forks though.

True. There's something a bit odd about having folk in either hand - with or without the eating irons issue!

[Ainsley Harriott]

He's not talking about forks though.

Go eat ur cereal. Oh I forgot you probs don't even hav a job

[Packerman]

He's not talking about forks though.

if only you were as funny as you think you are