Misunderstood lyrics

[Vimana.]

Some posts in the 'SOS' thread got me thinking..

Misunderstood lyrics that you (or somebody you know) has actually sung - aloud or just in your head.

Got any howlers that you want to admit to?!

I always though the operatic bit in Bohemian Rhapsody went: "Beelzebub's put a telephone aside for me"

Go on - post your worst mistakes

[ian gibson]

Marvin Gaye - I heard it through the drainpipe

[ian gibson]

The Police - Message in a bottle, "a year has passed since I broke my nose"

[bluethrough]

Hot Chocolate - I believe in milko and T.Rex - Banger gone

[Vimana.]

The Police - Message in a bottle, "a year has passed since I broke my nose"

Wasn't that tune a follow up to 'Sue Lawley'

[ian gibson]

Wasn't that tune a follow up to 'Sue Lawley'

[ian gibson]

Elton John - candle in the wind, "goodbye aubergine"

[ian gibson]

Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69
"Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time."

[NYCBlue]

I frequently get Breeders lyrics wrong. Then I learn what they are and I forget them again.

I thought Driving on 9 was "Driving all night". The song is called Driving on 9. In my defence, who really looked at song titles on CDs?

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

To be fair I was only 6 when that song came out.

[jeepster]

Purple Haze,
excuse me while i kiss this guy.

[ian gibson]

Whitney Houston's 'saving all my love for you' I used to think she was singing 'Cos I'm shaving off my muff for you'

[Fatty Foggon]

They should be dangling

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[Taunton Blue Genie]

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

To be fair I was only 6 when that song came out.

You certainly butchered those lyrics.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I always heard Donna Summers' 'I feel love' as 'Nappy Love'.

[insider]

Only last year I said to the Mrs why would band aid let in light and banish aid , she said it`s shade you dull 2hat and I said but why would they banish shade its fecking boiling in Africa ffs.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Only last year I said to the Mrs why would band aid let in light and banish aid , she said it`s shade you dull 2hat and I said but why would they banish shade its fecking boiling in Africa ffs.

'Do they know it's Christmas?' was a line that always made me cringe - as other dogmas are available over there.

[Barry Shitpeas]

Kings of Leon - "You want it, she's got it, Johnny Vegas gonna change your mind"

A great one I heard on here years ago was someone who misheard the words to a City song

"I'll be there, I'll be there, with a little bit of trouble I'll be there"

[goats]

Went travelling to oz in 1989 and took stone roses new album with me. Lad I was living with from Plymouth would wander around the house singing "I wanna be a dog".....we'd all have a little giggle every time but we never told him and one day he just shot off.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Went travelling to oz in 1989 and took stone roses new album with me. Lad I was living with from Plymouth would wander around the house singing "I wanna be a dog".....we'd all have a little giggle every time but we never told him and one day he just shot off.

He probably thought that you had booked him in to the vet's.

[NYCBlue]

Went travelling to oz in 1989 and took stone roses new album with me. Lad I was living with from Plymouth would wander around the house singing "I wanna be a dog".....we'd all have a little giggle every time but we never told him and one day he just shot off.

What did he think of the "you adore me" part? Was he adored because he wanted to a dog?

[goats]

What did he think of the "you adore me" part? Was he adored because he wanted to a dog?

We did wonder about that, he was a tad simple mind and really hadn't given it any thought I reckon, he prob thought it was about a bloke whose dog adored him....

[Mrs Steve R]

Abba - Thank you for the music

"I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a whore"

[stan butler]

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie

[NYCBlue]

We did wonder about that, he was a tad simple mind and really hadn't given it any thought I reckon, he prob thought it was about a bloke whose dog adored him....