Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
Dear Mr Lansdown,

I'm a carrot crunching inbred who talks bollocks on twitter. I also regularly make a tit of myself on another teams message board. However, I live across the road from some bloke with a big ugly house and my brother shoots kids who throw stones so I suggest you listen to me.
Thanks to your refusal to sack a manager that I spent the first few months of this season wanking over, I've had to change my twitter account, thus confusing and possibly losing the only people that I can actually talk to. My life has spiralled so much that I'm now considering signing up to the Rotherham forum so that I've got some fans that I can feel superior to.
I demand you sack that smug looking bellend with immediate effect. Failing that, can we merge with Bristol Rovers so we can have a chance of actually beating Cardiff next time we play them (I'm assuming we'll be able to play with 22 players if we merge?)

Your loyal servant (as long as we're winnning)

Charlie Fcukwit.