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My mrs had an orgasm once. I was at the football at the time so I missed it.
Women take ages at absolutely everything. If my missus comes food shopping with me it takes twice as long and costs about £30 extra. The food bins are also fuller these weeks as it all gets chucked away.
Getting ready to go out, add a bloody hour onto your preparation time lads. I can get showered, shaved, dressed in 20-30 minutes. For her it's a good 90 minutes.
Orgasms are no different. I can get done during an ad break or a few minutes into an xvideo clip. For the missus it takes, on average, 12 years. We've been married 12 years, so you do the maths.