https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/author/haydenatkins/

This is the guys other stories on that site.
All of them formulaic hot-takes. All of them terrible.
There was an article in new scientist this month that said that mammals small or large take about 12 minutes on average to defecate, from mice up to elephants. Well I reckon this guy is shitting these articles out in half that time at most.
Apparently we should sign Leon Britton, and Derby should try to sign Peter Whittingham.