Look butt, someone has to do it and for the salary they pay me my job and life really is a piece of piss. Thanks for the suggestions though, I'll pass that point of view over whilst laughing at you hysterically and slurping a beer in the pub on a brunch meeting next week (That's called multi tasking by the way). You gotta take work out of the office it's good for moral.
Up the workers, comrade.