What is overeducated?
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Murderers
Druggies
People covered in tattoos
People who don't take teabags out of the cup when they put them in the sink
Warmonging politicians
Lying journalists
Overeducated women who roll their eyes
People who drop their t's to sound working class
Jealous second raters who try to drag down their betters
People who have no manners
What is overeducated?
Garden barbecue hosts, garden barbecue attendees, people who make loud slurping noises when drinking, those that yawn while making no attempt to cover their cake hole, gormless kents that stare as though hypnotised by their mobile phones, women who screech "oh my God" at every opportunity, anyone with a Liverpool accent, people who wear baseball caps sideways or back to front, numb nuts who utter they "want closure" and other annoying cliches like "whatever" when they're stumped for an original response, boring egg fans (is there any other kind?), those who are so useless they cannot or will not correctly pronounce where they live... examples: Landuff (Llandaff) and Bather (Beddau), John twatting Hartson (I fondly remember the deserved abuse he received at Ninny in a West Brom shirt) and Nicholas Witchell, that obsequious Royal Arse Licker by Appointment.
People who refuse to use the nicknames given to streets in the city centre of Cardiff upon which many potato-based eateries reside.
I hope you include people that binge drink on that "druggies" one as I've only met nice druggies. Close to the opposite when booze is involved.
"People who don't take teabags out of the cup when they put them in the sink"
I've never experienced that but it is probably the peak of human laziness.
Mine
-People that don't indicate
-People with sports motorbikes thinking it is sacrilege to actually over take them
-People that say "just saying".
-People that put"no" at the end of sentences: "Zohore has hit some form, no?" Just make a statement. They make into a question full in the knowledge they know it is correct!
-Meme culture. Especially when people die. "Oh my god I am so sad, just let me browse for this crappy meme within 2 seconds of the news to express my mourning".
-Patronising customer service wankers. Usually sound like a young prince charles.
- People's inability to understand they are wasting their time when using their phones at great moments instead of living it - Chelsea on that podium yesterday. Maybe in their heads they'll remember it as being glorious. At the time they were more worried about documenting it.
Last edited by LordKenwyne; 22-05-17 at 07:34.
I'm so under educated I don't even understand what you have just written.
Not long ago I met an old friend I hadn't seen for a few decades and before the meeting I looked up his wife who he'd married since I knew him. I could see from the internet that she was a very clever show off. I knew she would be an "eye roller". Sure enough I said something at the meeting she didn't agree with and she did the eye rolling thing.
Perhaps you aren't as patronising towards them
There do seem to be some people about who have a strange attitude towards educating women (I'm not saying you're one of them btw). My mother in law has some very old fashioned views in this respect - in her opinion a woman's main role is to find a husband and have kids and run a household - a career is secondary to that. If she encounters any highly educated women her immediate reaction is that it would put men off from wanting to marry them for some reason.
People who block you on Facebook and then make up some shit excuse that they did it 'accidentally'.
People who use two words when one would suffice ie "fathers mother" instead of "nan".