Quote Originally Posted by Phill Stants brother View Post
Just hire a midget and handcuff him to the stag. Simple & effective.
Wooah! You can't call them midgets mate. It's "person of size". My mate Dennis is one of them lot and he really gets his arse in his hand if he gets called a midget. You should see him, he gets really, really red in the face and starts stamping and screeching like a pterodactyl, it's not at all funny. I was just saying to one of the lads the other day, you've got to feel sorry for Lofty, it can't be easy having to carry a little stool around just in case you need to use a cash machine or whatever. Especially in this weather.