Quote Originally Posted by ccfc_is_my_life View Post
An even better idea would be to make parking at UHW weight-dependent. Slim staff, park no problem. The mass of overweight nurses? Make them park 5 miles away, at a specified time and have to run in to get to work by a certain time. Give them a fine if they are late.

Would help stop them looking a tad hypocritical when they advise patients to lose weight. They'd probably have a better chance of achieving their lifetime dream of bagging a consultant if they got in shape too.
You should rename yourself as uhw_parking_is_my_life
As to the above comments, as there are no smileys or any hint that you're joking, then one can safely assume that you are a condescending pr!ck 😉