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    People tell amazing Porkies...

    Two stories from BBC site today:

    A benefits cheat who said he could not walk more than 50 metres climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and won a triathlon.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-40667991

    A woman who wore a prosthetic penis and tricked her blindfolded friend into sex has been jailed. Gayle Newland, 27, of Willaston, Cheshire, created an online persona pretending to be a man and continued the deceit for two years.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...yside-40668960

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    Two stories from BBC site today:

    A benefits cheat who said he could not walk more than 50 metres climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and won a triathlon.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-40667991

    A woman who wore a prosthetic penis and tricked her blindfolded friend into sex has been jailed. Gayle Newland, 27, of Willaston, Cheshire, created an online persona pretending to be a man and continued the deceit for two years.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...yside-40668960
    As a stroke and arthritis sufferer, benefit cheats make my blood boil (is that worth any more in benefits )


    That second story is...weird.

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    Re: People tell amazing Porkies...

    Quote Originally Posted by Baloo View Post
    Two stories from BBC site today:

    A benefits cheat who said he could not walk more than 50 metres climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and won a triathlon.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-40667991

    A woman who wore a prosthetic penis and tricked her blindfolded friend into sex has been jailed. Gayle Newland, 27, of Willaston, Cheshire, created an online persona pretending to be a man and continued the deceit for two years.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...yside-40668960
    Used to post on here I think.

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    Assault with a battery?

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    Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86 View Post
    Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
    The alleged victim, a rampant lesbian, will bag circa 20 thou compo from the Criminal Injuries Compensation Scheme.

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    Free Ched Evans!

    Oh he is free? As you were

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    Re: People tell amazing Porkies...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86 View Post
    Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
    I can't work out what law she has broken, probably being dim though.

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    Re: People tell amazing Porkies...

    I know someone with a pathetic penis is that unlawful

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    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    I know someone with a pathetic penis is that unlawful
    "someone"

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    Sludge has committed both of those crimes and many more!

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    People Tell Amazing Porkies 2: Revenge of Porkies

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    Re: People tell amazing Porkies...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86 View Post
    Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
    The girl had done it before and been jailed for 8 years.
    Perhaps she just likes prison food ?

    It will be like getting locked up in the sweetie shop .

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    Re: People tell amazing Porkies...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueArmy 86 View Post
    Why would you meet a stranger from Facebook wearing a blindfold, consent to sex and then decide to have a look? And press charges! What a weird case? Or am I reading that wrong?
    Some girl is confused about her sexuality, one minute she favours a flatter shoe, the next she's sucking cock like a rabid dog eating a schmacko

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    Re: People tell amazing Porkies...

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Cartman View Post
    I can't work out what law she has broken, probably being dim though.
    "Sexual assault"

    The other girl thought it was a bloke and a real cock. If it had been there'd be no problem.
    But because it was a girl with a strap on its assault??

    Also 6 years seems a bit harsh considering you can drive pissed, kill someone and get 4 years http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-39633056

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    The second story surely has to be one of those "you couldn't make it up" stories. Completely bizarre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TH63 View Post
    "Sexual assault"

    The other girl thought it was a bloke and a real cock. If it had been there'd be no problem.
    But because it was a girl with a strap on its assault??

    Also 6 years seems a bit harsh considering you can drive pissed, kill someone and get 4 years http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-39633056
    It's especially harsh considering her defence team was able to prove she hadn't even bought the fake penis until a month after the supposed assaults took place.

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    It's great to see people have been looking into the finer details of this case.

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    That fake penis story is the biggest load of rubbish i have seen.

    They use an ok photo of that women in the bbc article....when I saw her months ago she looked on the brink of total collapse. Wailing in the street.

    Obviously I don't know all the facts.

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